Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Dr. Noooooooo!

I just had the following conversation with my husband. The poor man.

Him: I just got back from the dentist.
Me: You've had your new dental insurance since Friday, and you've already been to the dentist?
Him: Yep.
Me: My, you are dedicated to your teeth.
Him: Well. I need to floss more.
Me: Speaking of dedication and health. I'm afraid I need you to schedule a colonoscopy.
Him: A colon what?
Me: You know what it is.
Him: Oh, my God.
Me: Yes, honey. YES.
Him: Why?
Me: Because it's important. Probably more important than your molars.
Him: Oh, my God.
Me: So I'm going to need you to schedule that for the first quarter of 2007.
Him: Oh, my God.
Me: It's important.
Him: Bloody hell.
Me: You know I love you.
Him: You must.

It is important. Schedule yourself, your guy, your Dad, etc., for one, too.

And I promise not to make any Ben Dover jokes. Ahem.

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