Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Some days it doesn't pay to start sober...

...and today is one of those days.

1. I have tried to start a new blog entry no fewer than five times, and have been interrupted each time. In fact, I am expecting someone to walk in here with a bucket of bullshit any second now.

2. Wow, didn't happen. Maybe I didn't make a mistake coming to work today.

3. I severely misthought my wardrobe today. I have on pants, a blouse, and a blazer. I should have worn sweatpants, a sweatshirt, and fuzzy socks. There is nothing worse than wearing actual clothing when you are so irritated by society you wish your parents had never met. (Just today. I just wish that today....)

4. I am having a bad hair week. I look like I spent the day filming Cold Mountain.

5. I have refrained from biting the heads off of no fewer than three people today. It's so fulfilling to know my future ulcer will ensure that everyone's feelings are intact. Lovely.

6. At least it was forty degrees today. I can shelve my plan to wait tables in Aruba for one more day.

7. Eve should have bargained.

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