Friday, May 6, 2011


I think my husband has magical powers.

Hear me out.

Proof #1: He is English.

Proof #2: Today, I asked if he'd seen a keychain I recently ordered. I had checked my pockets to see if the keychain was in them - they were empty. He promised to find the keychain. A few hours later, while I was over a hundred miles away from him, I put my hand in my pocket and felt the keychain.

Clearly he teleported the keychain to my pocket. I mean, there is no other explanation.

Maybe he can wiggle his nose and build some bookshelves.

It could happen.

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